- Email has enabled you to get through a week without actually talking to anyone
- You eat at your desk, due to the staff canteen being renovated into an office
- Your report you had a meeting today but omitted the fact it was on messenger
- Your permanently have word open, to fool the company spyware into thinking your actually a hard working employee
- Your not sure if you have any pens or paper within a 100 yards of your desk
- Your office may have crept into your spare bedroom at home, as sold to you as a fashionable and flexible way to work (as opposed to the work taking over you home)
- Your weekly reports are sound proof of your creative writing skills
- Gnatt charts from head office tell you what you do every day
- Your boss doesn't understand the 'nature' of your work
- The office assistant has subcoinsciously became your closet colleague
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